Saturday, September 22, 2012

Low Maturity

Once again the ridiculous effects of a world run by lawyers conspires to make an innocent thing into a sordid one.

When creating an Android app, one is forced to declare a rating of "Low Maturity" if the app uses the GPS. Never mind that the app might be used solely to inform you of your own position, the implication is that use of a GPS automatically suggests use for sexual predation of some sort. Of course, when masturbating, most people like to know exactly where they are by using a couple of billion dollars worth of orbital atomic clocks to verify the position using Einstinian relativity calculations. I know I do!

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